Juegos There are over 100 well known dead baby jokes out there. Every single one is disgusting, violent, tasteless, offensive and (for some people) utterly hilarious. Those who don’t find dead baby jokes funny are often disgusted and perplexed as to why anyone would find them funny.
Trabajar This Christmas disaster started earlier in the week after Santa Claus went out of the North Pole in the dead of night. This was done in a bid to save himself from US forces that were amassing along the boarder of the pole. They were getting ready to storm the North Pole and take over operations. It seems Santa had a cookie problem that not only caused him health problems, but put the First Bank of the North Pole into insolvency. Money was taken from a bail out package the Obama administration had loaned Santa. This was not a large sum, $3,782.13, but Santa just couldn’t come up with the cash. When Santa realized he would not be able to pay back the money in full and on time, the stress was too much and he skipped town.
Trabajo Empleo Yes, Santa is addicted to Oreos, Ginger Snaps, vanilla wafers, and any cookie you can think of. He has been trying to wash this problem down by drinking glasses of whole milk. It is reported that on a normal day Santa will go through two dozen boxes of assorted cookies and up to four gallons of milk. This has caused a major weight problem for the jolly old man that is now taking a health toll on him. Santa is reported to have elevated blood sugar levels and his blood pressure is off the wall.
It has also taken a monetary toll on the North Pole finances. One elf, on condition of not being named, said that Santa was spending close to $50 dollars a day on cookies and milk. Over time this put the budget at the North Pole bank into a major deficit. President Obama made a secret deal to bail out Santa and his elfs with money taken from the bailout package. It is reported in return Santa would give the President’s children extra presents on Christmas. Santa was supposed to have this money paid back before December First and could not. The high blood pressure and diabetes combined with the stress of not being able to pay the government back on time is thought to be what caused this massive case of angina.
Jokes give us a chance to take the most awful and terrible things in life and turn them into absurdities. When someone tells a racist joke, it doesn’t necessarily mean they are a racist. When someone tells a perverted joke, it doesn’t necessarily mean that they subjugate women or are incapable of love. And when someone tells a dead baby joke, it doesn’t necessarily mean that they hate babies, dead or alive. (After all, they’re so delicious!) After all, asking why a chicken crossed a road doesn’t mean that that person loves or hates chickens or roads. Nor does telling a knock-knock joke mean that the person loves or hates doors, knocking, or idiots.
So, why are jokes funny? Does it really matter? Does anyone really care? Is anyone still reading this?
All I can say is that all jokes are funny to someone and aren’t funny to others. For some people, offensive jokes aren’t personally offensive at all but are just an absurd string of words. For others, chickens on the road, people knocking on doors, priests walking into bars, and blonde people are hilarious. No matter where your humor lies in the comedy spectrum, don’t look down on those who don’t laugh when you do. If you do, you may actually find yourself to be the butt of a joke that makes you out to be the stinker. you can be published without charge. You can to republish this article in your website or blog. Please provide links Active.