As Jennifer placed the dish of beef stroganoff and green beans down on Fred’s Television tray, his channel surfing suddenly ground to a halt. It was the local news channel and something had grabbed his eye: a video preview of a scantily-clad youthful golden-haired not to mention evidently nubile female of Scandinavian decent. This lady was ‘car collision pretty’ nevertheless Fred couldn’t quite understand the scene on the TV; from the grainy quality and the slightly washed-out appearance of the footage along with the alien environment she seemed to be broadcasting from some form of spacecraft.
Jennifer sat on the living room couch beside her man of two years and, looking over at the TV she spotted the lithe young woman grinding and even gyrating. Although the news folks had made an apparent effort to make the video family-friendly through cropping in addition to zooming in the video to ensure that only the young woman’s shoulders and face were revealed within the viewing display screen, she could easily discern that the initial video had definitely been NSFW! “What’s on?” she quizzed her husband.
“UmmMMMmmm,” Fred responded, turning up the volume.
“….an incredible tale of how one particular daring young woman had enough of the recent financial crisis so she took matters into her own hands.”
“That’s right, and additionally I must tell you, the story seriously gives me the goose bumps. Let’s go to Michael who is currently on location for more.”
(The news transmission cuts away from the newsroom studio to some official government-looking location in front of which a twenty-something anchorman with snugly trimmed sideburns was standing attired in a blazer holding a mic and standing next to the striking youthful girl from the video. the young woman was at the moment wearing sophisticated dangling gold earrings, movie starlet tinted glasses along with a tight yet trendy cashmere blouse which emphasized her firm bosom perfectly)
“Leslie, Erin, I am speaking with Anastasia Kornienko, a cosmonaut with the Russian Space Agency. This unbelievable account all set about with a freak asteroid mishap, is this right Anastasia?” the anchor wanted to know, offering up the microphone so the woman could speak.
“Yes, is correct. Asteroid is constructed with ice therefore did not show up with radar. We used significant energy to be able to ward off last minute impact.”
“Amazing,” Michael interjected, “Just what exactly happened after you understood that the ship didn’t have sufficient fuel if you want to get back to our planet?”
“Well,” the female cosmonaut chuckled to herself, “This conditions went from – how do you say – bad to worst. After I passed data about fuel dilemma to base they say that launching new energy resource supply vessel is far from practical. Due to modern world economic trouble, Russian Space Agency are unable to buy fuel supply ship.”
“So Anastasia, help me just be sure I have this so far,” Michael interrupted. “You’re in outer space, operating the rocket from the Russian Space Agency. You swerve so that you steer clear of an out-of-the-ordinary asteroid and then by the time you’ve maneuvered for you to get back on course, considerably more fuel has already been used up than is designated for the round-trip voyage, is this right?”
“Yes, is right,” Anastasia nodded her head with excitement, her earrings bouncing in the light of the news camera.
“Please reveal to the people at home what happened next,” the news anchor encouraged.
“Well, allow me say very first factor – I have family. Not seeing them once more was not alright to me. And so I needed to – how do you say – think outside your box. All I have to work with is myself, transmission gear, as well as big spaceship who has no fuel. So only option I could think of is become webcam model girl and raise money for Russian Space Agency to send energy resource supply ship.”
“I see. Just what exactly made you feel you could pull it off?” Michael wanted to know.
“Well, I have sibling and cousins who are webcam models. They like it. Our family possess fine genes, everybody in family is pretty. As a result sister and cousins make very great rubles webcam modeling.”
“I see, and I expect that being the exclusive Russian cosmonaut to ever develop into a webcam girl basically gave you a unique area of interest to perform in. Was it enough in the end to pay for the energy resource supply vessel?” the anchorman inquired.
“Well do you see me here now?” the Russian beauty queen shot back, smiling.
“Yes we certainly do,” Michael responded in a deep tone of voice, quickly glancing downward and back up again into the woman’s eyes. Then, turning back again to the news camera he continued, “And there you have it, the galaxy’s first interplanetary – in addition to sexiest webcam model. Leslie, Erin, back again to you in the studio.”
“Wow! That’s such an awesome adventure,” Leslie proclaimed in appreciative wonder, looking at Erin.
“Yes without a doubt. Quite the entrepreneurial spirit she possesses. Anastasia, you should explain to our audience at home exactly how they can become a web model too. We have to do something in relation to this market crisis, tons of individuals are still seeking jobs,” Erin pointed out.
“Yes, they could proceed to Webcam Modeling website and there you see information about web model jobs. Is usually exceptionally simple system and easy to start up; you will make revenue straight away.”
“Thank you Anastasia, our collective hat is off to you. You have without a doubt made your country proud. What a courageous young lady!” Erin exclaimed, and referring to her notes promptly added, “Since her return landing, Anastasia has started her own internet based dating business. She says that her modeling career has paid her a considerably larger income in comparison with her former career as a Russian cosmonaut and she plans on seeking this much more profitable path her excellent family genes along with appearance have permitted her to look into. We all sincerely wish her the best of luck. If you would like to get in touch with Anastasia, you can find out more simply by heading to WebcamModelingTalk.com and clicking her snapshot at the bottom on the left hand side. What an impressive girl, she definitely has a whole lot going for her. Well stay tuned, right after the commercial break as we cover the bank-robbing carjacker that police officers fired forty-two rounds at in a Wendy’s drive-through in order to try and save mother and baby…”
Eating another mouthful of Stroganoff, Fred pushed the decrease button on his Tv remote control volume and thought for a moment. “You know, that’s not a bad idea.”
“Yeah, that’s just what I was thinking,” Jennifer agreed, and looked towards the vacant baby room.